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Okay so admitedly this is a shit photo, but this literally made my night
Mum was falling asleep upstairs and she started swearing at dad in the front room. The dvd she had been watching had paused, and a picture of my dad and his ex wife popped up on the screen and she couldnt get it off. Fuck that was great

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gayeskimos:

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combeferret:

combeferret:

who was the roundest knight at king arthur’s round table

sir cumference

get out

he ate too much pi

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You may know the Team Gulp by its original name: “Lake Huron.”

More ridiculous soft drink charts here.

This is disgusting. Next up: a tub of soda that you can’t actually carry. You have to sit somewhere to drink it without moving.

The faux outrage over soda always amuses me in America.

this is the kind of argument that proves how good america has it. we are arguing over the size of a soda. anyone ever think that people are sharing drinks? analparade and i do that all the time. anyone factor in the size of ice or the fact that all these places that fill your soda fill it more than half way with ice? that cuts an outrageous 42 oz soda to 21 oz or as you might know it: the size of a normal bottle of soda. are we going to get rid of 6 packs? 12 packs? cases? 2 liters? ghetto ass 3 liters? find a real problem to take care of you sanctimonious assholes. dont worry about my beverage.

I wish

actegratuit:

Mary updates her status from “In a relationship” to “It’s complicated.”

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